A boy was crossing a road one day when
a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you
kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you
for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and
returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me
and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you
want."
Again the boy took the frog out, smiled
at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is
the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess. What more do you want.
Why won't you kiss me?"
The boy said, "Look I'm an engineer. I
don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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