There is this just married Chinese couple
decided to make love on the wedding night in the hotel where they held
their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the
husband to buy condom from the shop nearby. When the husband
went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched
off.
The husband had a hard time looking for
a shop that sell condom and when he finally found one, he realised that
he had only one 20 cents coin. He asks the shop owner to sell him one piece
of condom and the shop owner asks him which quality does he want. "The
white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average
quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25
cents each." So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents
with him.
While the husband was out, a black Indian
thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was
her husband. She grabs the thief and happily screwing away. The wife was
so exhausted that she felt asleep immediately.
When he reach the hotel, he found his wife
sleeping. Without a warning, he jump onto his wife and started making love.
The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic as she enjoyed
the session.
A year later, the wife gave birth to a
black baby boy. When the baby grows up, he ask the father "Pa, why am I
black and you are white????"
The father shouted "You are damn
lucky already, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE".
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