One should love animals. 
They are so tasty. 

Love everybody. 
Love every body. 

Save water. 
Shower with your friend. 

Love thy neighbour. 
But don't get caught. 

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. 
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 

Every man should marry. 
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 

A Successful man is one who can earn more than his wife spendings. 
A Successful woman is one who can find such a man. 

Wise never marry. 
And when they marry they become otherwise. 

Success is a relative term. 
It brings so many relatives. 

Daydream is all plans but no action. 
Nightmare is all actions but no plan.