One Friday, there were 3 nuns riding on
a mountain road. They were coming around a turn when a semi rammed into
them head on killing them instantly. They were coming to the gates of heaven
and noticed a sign that said "Closed for Remodeling". One nun knocked on
the gates and out came St. Peter. He said, "What are you doing here! No
one is supposed to be here! We are closed for the weekend for remodeling!"
The one nun said, "Well, we're dead and
we can't go back." "Alright," said St. Peter. "What we are going to do
is send you back for the weekend as whoever you wish to be and then we'll
accept you back into Heaven," exclaimed St. Peter as he looks at the first
nun.
"Okay, who do you want to be?" he asks
the nun. "Well, I thought her life was very interesting especially since
she gave her life to God, so I want to be Joan of Arc." Poof! The first
nun becomes Joan of Arc.
"Okay, You're next," as her looks at the
second nun, "Who do you want to be?" "Well, I thought her life was very
interesting and she died a tragic death, so I want to become Marilyn Monroe,"
pronounces the second nun. Poof! The second nun becomes Marilyn Monroe.
"Okay, who do you want to be?" St. Peter
says to the third nun. "I want to be Alice Kapipelean." "Excuse me?!?"
confusingly asks St. Peter. "I want to be Alice Kapipelean!" exclaims the
nun. St. Peter replies, "Pardon me Sister, we have no record of any Alice
Kapipelean being on earth," explains St. Peter.
"There is TOO an Alice Kapipelean and I
have proof right HERE!!!" shouts the nun. St. Peter takes the news article
and read it. "Oh my, Sister. You have misread this article. This article
says that the Alaska Pipeline was laid by 500 men in six months."
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