One morning a woman was walking out of
her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of
her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught
you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught
me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks
for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK,
you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes."
"OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin
then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have
to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman
up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?"
"I'm 27", she replies
"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still
believe in goblins"
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