A woman went down to the Welfare Office
to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?" he asked.
"LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy,
LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy," she answered.
"They're all named LeRoy?" he stared at
the woman in wonder, "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said, "I just call
'LeRoy,' and they all come running in."
"And, what if you want them to come to
the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner',"
she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them
to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy!" she laughed, "I just
use their last name!"
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