Q : What do elves learn in school?
A : The Elf-abet!

Q : How many reindeer does Santa Have?
A : 11 (named below)

Q : What nationality is Santa Claus?
A : North Polish.

Q : Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A : Because it has long-distance runners on each side

Q : Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A : Because every buck is dear to him.

Q : What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A : Crisp Cringle.

Q : What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A : We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

ELF NO. 1 : What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
ELF NO. 2 : Okay everyone, sack time!!

Q : If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A : Missletoe!

Q : Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
A : Because the angel had said,"No L!"