Q : What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A : Mule-tide greetings.

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year and when he does it's down a chimney.

Q : What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?
A : Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!

Q : What did the poor parents tell their children at christmas?
A : Santa Claus was dead.

Q : What do Christmas trees and priests have in common?
A : Both of their balls are just for decoration!

Q : Why is Santa always so jolly?
A : Because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Q : Why did Santa get arrested?
A : He got caught laying Barbie under the Christmas tree!

Q : What does a poor boy get for Christmas?
A : Your bike!

Q : What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?
A : "Ho. Ho. Ho."